Over 102781
motifake

Le Demotivational Poster


HEY - Why so serious?


TAGS: beetlejuice doris joker funny
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 5:58 am
hey, FREAKING GREAT POSTER!
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 1:41 am
i'm constipated what do you expect
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 2:33 am
Okay sweet you made my pencil disappear, but seriously where is it?
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:37 pm
This motifake get 5 Beetle Juice and 5 Jokers. Well done. I'm still LMFAO...
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:12 pm
How do it feel to be in the hall of fame?
Sean - August 4, 2009, 5:05 pm
Looks like some kind of scam, though. I mean she is sexy, but what's all this "share your link" stuff? In the very least it's communism!
Airman - August 4, 2009, 3:49 pm
It's a site with pictures of a girl who just dumped a guy.. his revenge I guess..
CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:41 pm
IDK but he hit all the top ranked
Agent K - August 4, 2009, 3:37 pm
is this ass clown going to post this link on every poster??
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 2:45 pm
SCORE!
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 11:10 pm
LMAO! I love irony xD
motifake - July 7, 2009, 10:19 pm

Amsome... its amsome!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
THIS POSTER IS FUCKING AWSOME!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:12 pm
I know squeilers! and you...are a squeiler!
Eggnik - May 30, 2009, 6:17 am
I knew I wasn't the only one who saw a resemblance.
Justin - April 24, 2009, 3:54 am
Get away from me ya freak
who now? - April 13, 2009, 3:20 am
quality of movies aside, does anyone realize how good of a photoshop job this is? IT'S FUCKING SEAMLESS
Porcelina - March 18, 2009, 6:16 pm
MWLF, you forgot to add- whilst on acid.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
First, watch the Dark Knight, and then watch Beetlejuice and pretend it's the sequel.
Dr. Rank - March 12, 2009, 9:48 pm
Beetlejuice was bullshit and so was the Dark Night. Dark Knight wasn't fucking scary at all.
CWIS - March 10, 2009, 6:35 pm
LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE
Mark - February 20, 2009, 3:00 pm
This Clobber button is Bullshit.
Fatty - February 20, 2009, 11:06 am
I think the site/poster rating reset with the new clobber/offensive buttons at the bottom.
Airman - February 20, 2009, 10:43 am
What is going on. This has been on the front page of top rated for months.. now it has NO votes? The whole first 2 pages disappeared
RONSART - February 12, 2009, 2:27 am
MWLF glad to see you back...you been gone for too long...lol.
Culos - January 18, 2009, 5:18 pm
So it works for you, let's test me once more
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm testing to see if the avatars work. Don't mind me.
Tony Danza - January 16, 2009, 8:42 pm
this poster is NOTHING against LASERS!!! AND TONY DANZA!
Me - January 16, 2009, 1:35 pm
Dude, this is so cool. Two awesome characters, one great line.
LogicDude - January 15, 2009, 6:52 am
No, no...thank YOU MWLF. If I remember, Beetlejuice IS more verbal while the Joker is more violent...kind of like deja vu. I did have to give up my Joker persona though since SOMEONE COPIED ME. Thanks Vanner...just thanks. Damn you.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:17 am
Congrats, LD! I, meanwhile, have to be Michael Keaton. Although, he was Batman at one point...dammit, that's another caption I could've used!
Porcelina - January 15, 2009, 12:09 am
I don't know why, but whenever I see this Beetlejuice reminds me of MWLF and the joker reminds me of logicdude O.o
what the hell - January 11, 2009, 11:30 pm
ive had this happen at least 10 times today, i click on a random motifake and i end up at this one. seriously wtf
murderblade - January 9, 2009, 4:53 pm
one dead acting career, and one dead actor. brilliant.
Haarakkon - January 9, 2009, 12:19 am
MWLF, you really have no need to defend yourself from the masses. As you point out, any Beetlejuice quote would probably be too obscure at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:18 pm
--lend themselves to the picture. If you mean to imply that someone else made a "why so serious?" joke somewhere else, well then, duh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:17 pm
Creative, welcome to motifake, where most of the 37,000 or so posters are just as you describe. I found the pic, and the title and caption seemed like the most obvious, but the funniest. I even rejected every funny Beetlejuice line because they didn't l
pro - January 8, 2009, 4:23 pm
Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice - BEETLEJUICE!!
Khatmonsuk - January 8, 2009, 4:10 pm
Hey, what movie is that guy to the left from?
Creative: - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm
im glad you know how to copy-paste from other sites
Vanner - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm
Good 'un
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 2:58 pm
A Masterpiece...I'm still laughing


DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm
OMG Now that's just evil!


SMILE -


TAGS: disney killed the mouse cubby
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

PhxDebbie - August 3, 2010, 8:52 am
5 "oh so regal" L's hahaha


FETISH -


TAGS: electric chair shocker fetish bondage fetish your mom
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Whitecamry - March 7, 2013, 2:15 pm
That's Ethel Rosenberg being electrocuted in 1953.
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:58 pm
Made me laugh RL, nice work! Only critiscm would be that 'fetish' is too big. Fantastic job though.


FIRST DATES - the discovery phase can be quite interesting


TAGS: never met a pole she didnt like
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:31 am
Already arranging the 'second date'...


DRIVE-THRU STRIPPER -




SUPER HEROS - Less is More.




HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY -




GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: old farts rule cubby
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:49 pm
I want to know what bet the guy in the background lost to have THAT haircut
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 1:10 pm
Question for the greybeards? To qualify, do I need to be a certain age, or do I just need a grey beard? because I may already be starting to grey, and need to know if I qualify for greybeard benefits.
Iconoclast - August 13, 2010, 9:46 am
When you get to have a REAL greybeard, they all think that you are distinguished, experienced, interesting. It's pretty good!


SUCCESS -




MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled


TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.


TAGS: ugly face smile manbearpig womanbearpig
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

Deceivingly - August 29, 2011, 3:00 am
Im gonna set this as my desktop background!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
no this is real! is actually J-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:57 am
no stupid bitch! this is Jay-Z wen he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
this is jay-Z when he was a kid!
krissie - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
What the hell.........? That's all I got....
Finch - December 19, 2008, 10:10 pm
Please god, tell me this is a photoshop
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
its womanbearpig you dumbshit XD
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
I don't care what it is, as long as it doesn't attempt to marry into my family.
tony - October 29, 2008, 2:39 am
w....t....f is that!?!
BANJAXED - August 13, 2008, 1:01 pm
LMFAO @ manbearpig
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:08 pm
Ahh, RRCCmom, you have a light feminine touch this place often lacks.
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 1:15 pm
I can't believe she matched those earrings with that necklace.
Redfield - July 6, 2008, 10:01 pm
....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


MOOSE KNUCKLE -


TAGS: moose knuckle
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by joe cool

honeywillow - November 10, 2011, 6:48 pm
WOW! That is one big a$$ camel toe.......I mean moose knuckle.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 7:04 am
God i hate fat people... x


FINALS WEEK -


TAGS: finals sleep deprivation
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:20 pm
The librarian walks over to her, sticks his finger in her. She screams, slaps him, and runs away. The librarian yells "She's still alive!"
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 12:05 pm
Added to faves! lol 5 Naps!
guyfox - December 15, 2010, 8:23 pm
oh how true
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 7:04 pm
#1 - yes it is 5L! #2 I love leggings...5L!


THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson hot crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed gay relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


Electric cars -


TAGS: electric
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by theoneyouwerewarnedabout

freasy - June 25, 2015, 12:56 pm
Speaking of batteries, you can't even legally make them at production rate in US. The poisons in the manufacturing process are nasty.
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 4:42 pm
your right
theoneyouwerewarnedabout - December 28, 2013, 4:40 pm
one exception doesn't make this poster incorrect.But then it's your opinion. Thanks for sharing.
birddseedd - December 1, 2013, 5:11 pm
Electric cars in michigan are charged by a nuke plant whos only waste is warm water and a product that is used to treat cancer. i call this poster incorrect
Brawler - July 13, 2013, 1:01 pm
Now now.. EVs does get better for every day that passes.. Now, how to make that energy used to recharge them CLEAN!!!
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 6:06 pm
EVs providing the Proles with the illusion of personal mobility.
CloudchaserS - June 22, 2013, 5:50 am
And then there's how long it take to charge a battery compared with filling a tank.
curlyrocks - June 21, 2013, 3:33 pm
Electric motors, stupid auto correct.
curlyrocks - June 21, 2013, 3:32 pm
Eccentric motors are super efficient, far more efficient than the ICM. Too bad batteries aren't advancing as fast as the rest of technology. their still large, heavy and can't hold nearly as much energy as a gas tank of similar size and weight.
CloudchaserS - June 21, 2013, 1:02 am
Because of that, EV's aren't as clean as most think they are, but the pollutants produced per mile is still far less than ICE's
curlyrocks - June 20, 2013, 3:19 pm
Most people have a real problem with living in the filth they create.
EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2013, 11:48 am
Apparently, STILL cleaner. Would be even better with the source closer to the vehicle.
GaryO - June 19, 2013, 6:44 pm
'tis a truth
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 3:47 pm

Excellent 5LLLLL


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.


TAGS: motorcycles choppers bikes bikers
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by okami

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:28 pm
Dude, he's ready to go hang gliding.
EmilioDumphque - September 23, 2012, 12:12 am
Apehangers! Illegal for decades. Your arms go to sleep, but some of these dopes persisted.
James - October 8, 2009, 5:18 pm
Then a sharp turn comes....
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 6:44 pm
ROFLMAO


SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.


TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm
Been done, and anonymous...


BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously


TAGS: bass player fish guitar people
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Zack

laughingatstupidity - March 26, 2012, 9:16 pm
i want to eat that fish
jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.
Kurt Cobain's Lover - April 8, 2009, 3:09 am
HEY! You don't make fun of Kurt Cobain.
Briton of Rose - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am
Malcolm Young of AC/DC.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:28 am
I think it's Kurt Cobain.
draco - March 16, 2009, 8:29 pm
Is that Stephen King?


OPTIMISM - when the zombie apocalypse finally happens I'm going straight to the graveyard to play the best game of whack-a-mole ever.


TAGS: whack a mole
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - March 15, 2013, 6:22 pm
Cheers Theo. =)
TheOne - March 13, 2013, 8:51 pm
Love it Crank. 5L.


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with shots no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am
that's a must-have!


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a shot from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great shot and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
fuckstick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and fucking annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. fuck i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America FUCK YEAH attitude....however, this is a great juxtaposition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


When I was a kid -


TAGS: foghorn leghorn
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by renzo

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 7:16 pm
And parents weren't so sue happy. The kid who sets himself aflame, uh... freakin' deserves it. Case dismissed.
PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 2:59 pm
Too right!


BATTLE SHOTS - Taking drinking games to a whole new level




RULE #4 -


TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


ALUCARD IS AMUSED -


TAGS: alucard edward sparkles
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by C4K36

LD0ne - March 22, 2010, 4:01 pm
lol i loved this one great job 5 lions
Anon - October 31, 2009, 12:39 am
This is picture is Fucking Epic


ANGRY MIDGET - Let's face it, they're all angry. You would be too if you lived at ass level.


TAGS: humor funny hostile dwarf
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:23 pm
Technically, I believe, he's a dwarf. Subtle difference.
- February 3, 2011, 8:19 pm
Thank you, Jmac. RL, Culos is happy because he choose which asses to be near. Unfortunately, midgets don't get to be selective. (WTFO)
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:57 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:56 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:44 am

culos lives at ass level...and he seems pretty happy.


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those buttons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


HONOR IN DYING - An Ultimate Demise Having Clint Eastwood shoot you while Morgan Freeman narrates.


TAGS: celebrities death awesome
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Darrenbr - November 5, 2014, 12:44 pm
It is not easy to bear the grief of losing a loved one, but it will be possible to preserve the remembrances in a high-quality ashes casket.
MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 11:14 pm
Or having them both shoot you and no one says a word...cool too!
robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:35 pm
being shot by Morgan Freeman as Clint Eastwood narrates would also be cool
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 1:14 am
Excellent
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:06 am
I know... now I gotta change a few plans.
Greeny - July 5, 2012, 11:06 pm
Absolutely cool!


DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am
LOL... cool


HOW TO DRAW AN OWL -


TAGS: tips from uncle airman
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - December 30, 2010, 4:49 pm

lolz
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
LOL!
LiquidSquid - December 30, 2010, 11:20 am
Exactly.
Reycolons619 - December 30, 2010, 9:18 am
This is very helpful thx a lot :P 5L
Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 7:08 am
OMG, I might finally get into art school! 5 matchbook covers.
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:04 am
Win.
Dairmid - December 30, 2010, 3:08 am
LOL Too funny.
NoBodyZ - December 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
lol


FRIENDS - Who needs them when you have a picture of Boba Fett fighting Deadpool


TAGS: battle boba fett deadpool
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by mattb

Jericho - August 14, 2009, 12:02 pm
Hell Yea, Son.
TigerKid - March 17, 2009, 10:45 pm
LOL


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


SNUGGLE BEAR - This is its evil twin


TAGS: snuggle bear evil
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by k

nicholsjoshua15 - March 25, 2016, 11:35 pm
It looks like a stuffed animal from Five Nights At Freddy's. I hate that game so much, it's just so stupid.
Stickfodder - November 3, 2009, 2:53 am
What the hell is this from?


OLD-SCHOOL -


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm
Qmao


GO TO SLEEP!!!! - GO AHEAD,I'M WAITING.




DIGLET - the manliest shaped pokemon there is


TAGS: diglet
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by minchaek

Wow - July 24, 2009, 5:50 pm
That is a really gay picture.
OMGWTFBBQ - March 19, 2009, 5:35 pm
Attention,Josh is a nerd whom actually likes Pokemon and probably is either a 30 year old nerd who lives in his parents basement or is a 6 year old who needs to STFU and take his Riddelin.
Josh - November 18, 2008, 7:45 am
It's called a Dugtrio, faggots. And also, l2spell.


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


RECYCLING -


TAGS: recycle
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:00 pm
"Now bend down so I can lick your face!"
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:31 am
I'm shocked EmoBoyWonder voted on this one :)
Rick69 - February 13, 2012, 11:17 am
5L just for the dog's expression. . . and a quiet little hearty chuckle :)
GaryO - January 31, 2012, 9:56 pm
2 is good....just glad there's not a negative side to the scale
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 9:47 pm
2 dirty for me
GaryO - January 31, 2012, 9:42 pm
Behold! I have risen from filthy! s-o-o-o-o, would that be a 4 dirty or a 5 dirty?
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:46 pm
you're a dirty old man
mariand - January 30, 2012, 9:10 am
yup, this is a clean...5
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:54 am
ahahahah
GaryO - January 30, 2012, 8:53 am
So'd he....good doggie....good (cheap) doggie
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:59 am
dude, I just 5te breakfast :)
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:20 am
Ewww...but 5L regardless. LOL!


THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...




TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: 1971 chevelle ss
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

rodtoo40 - September 16, 2012, 12:16 pm
Try 1970 SS 454 for the win.
M0rd3kaI - August 18, 2012, 4:52 am
Airman!! if you don't mind to, upload this to MotoFake please?
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2012, 1:44 am
...and "linkage" referred to positive or progressive.
fatelvis - August 17, 2012, 2:34 pm
Damn you Dr Atkins.


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by zontarfromvenus

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm

more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!


TAGS: ginger hair colour life style
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by samjackson

samjackson - September 8, 2012, 12:29 pm
gotta love him for basically saying fuck you to the haters x x x
Phoesmal - February 24, 2012, 3:05 am
ginger bush :D
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 9:28 am
wow 1971


CRITICAL HIT -


TAGS: critical hit steve irwin crocodile hunter manta ray
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Hunkybuck

Cheeseman - June 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
I'm australian and i agree. Hilarious!
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 5:18 pm
omg this is funny


SLEEPING DISORDER -




DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's


I STILL PLAY WITH DOLLS - What's so weird about that?




WIPES A TEAR AWAY -


TAGS: fairy tale happy ending
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

TheOne - May 25, 2011, 7:01 pm
Says the man who I think to believe has his own personal messages.


KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am
lol


EXCUSE ME? - You wanna take this outside?


TAGS: black people scary cross funny
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by beesladesh

Guest - October 23, 2009, 5:08 pm
Looks like Mark Henry's ready whup some ass


HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.




MISTLETOE BELT BUCKLE - Wear it and have a Happy Holiday. Also great for Christmas Parties.


TAGS: mistletoe happy holiday christmas parties
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Jarhead

the dude - December 6, 2009, 8:09 pm
wish I had one of those


YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind fuck
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm
Sounds like something I'd do...


CHRISTMAS SUCKS -




MUSCLE CARS -


TAGS: muscle cars
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by fancyface313

spacedog - July 2, 2012, 3:29 am
Wow. As of July 1st 2012, 143-facebook shares, and 53-votes: this guy's one and only poster. Buen hombre. I'm obviously over-thinking things. Dos cervezas por favor!
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 7:44 pm
Excellent poster... worthy of 750HP (fancy talk for 5L) now... if only it was a Chevy...
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:20 am
‘Roar, not whistle’….n-i-c-e Great first poster, Fancy! There’s a least 5 lions under that hood.


EASTER - Has been cancelled


TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by tomtomtom

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longshot.


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been raped, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of rape or incest,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected sex at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, pedophiles, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his assertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, fuck off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from fuck ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-tape Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for rape, incest and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney


TAGS: adolf hitler nazi germany third reich
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Megrez

EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:50 am
None of which keeps McCartney from being a douche.
Cealdi - May 24, 2011, 12:43 am
Y'all are both wrong. He had his dog put down before he killed himself to save her from being tortured by the Russians... and he didn't hate cats; he was a total animal lover (not so much a people lover though apparently)... I love the poster!
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:53 pm
Turns out he was wrong.
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:52 pm
I hate to run around correcting people, but your wrong. While Hitler Hated cats he did not intentionally kill his dog. He was given cyanide capsules and stated because his doctor had left the country, that they were fake. To prove it he fed one to his dog
Cloudchaser - January 15, 2010, 12:51 am
A quote that's not applicable to Hitler because he hated cats and later had his dog and her puppies poisoned.


THINGS THAT AMAZE ME - If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like you are saying "oranges"


TAGS: gullible oranges things amaze me
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Budog

robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:23 am
bah! you troll, lol


THIS - is Gun Control


TAGS: guns illegals
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:03 am
this poster is 3 years old, with 60 other comments.. I think the subject has been covered adequately
tugtramp - August 20, 2012, 5:53 am
Butte Sheriff John Walsh told the Montana Standard "This Never Happened"
Buzzramjet - August 20, 2012, 1:53 am
Ever wonder why gun nuts have to make up stories to justify their guns? Nothing wrong with owning guns so why lie and make up idiocy like this?
pzykosiz - April 29, 2011, 12:00 am
it kind of a shame he's not around to hear that
Sean - April 28, 2011, 11:46 pm
Oh yeah?!!! LogicDude. You take that back!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:05 am
policy would be to build an effective barrier and kick out the illegals. That allows more room for legal immigration which is good for the US. Is it right that folks who follow the law should not be allowed in because some ass jumped the fence? No.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:04 am
Having about 33% of our prison systems filled with illegals isn't anecdotal. True the hard evidence is hard to come by because we can't track them since they broke the law by coming here or staying beyond their VISAs. A legitimate advancement of social
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:02 pm
Like the uselessness of anecdotal "evidence" when it comes to legitmately advancing social policy.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
people to shoot at and it ends up distracting from the issues that need to be addressed.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
Sean, I thought the discussion went on to the topics. However, constrained to this story: I think that creating a false story diminishes the validity of the very real problems the story is trying to draw attention to. Falsehoods just create a target for
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:03 pm
In that case sean, the author should have made the villians bacon stealing zombies. That'd get everyone's attention!!
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 1:05 pm
Sean FTW.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:31 am
intended, not whether or not the intended audience is xenophobic. Please keep that straight.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:30 am
Thanks WTFO, but they addes that additional made up detail to make the story extra scary to those they thought would be extra scared of illegal immigrants. All of your verbiage cannot change that. And I'm talking about what the author of this myth ...
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm
Canada is when Americans cross illegally and place a strain on your system.
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm
definition, because their very entry into this country was a crime. Again, I don't defend a made up story, but concern over illegals in the US is a valid issue that hasn't been addressed properly. After the left destroy the US, we'll see how welcoming
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:53 pm
people in the US don't fear immigration but welcome it. This debate is about illegal immigrants, which is vastly different. The people you incorrectly identify as xenophobes actually just want our immigration laws obeyed. Illegals aliens are criminals by
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:51 pm
Interesting choice of words, Sean. xenophobia: fear of strangers or foreigners. That is a complete distortion the media uses regarding the illegal immigration debate. If you've bought into that, then let me shed the light of truth on the argument. Most
TheTrashHeap - November 21, 2009, 2:22 pm
I must agree with Sean here. Labeling them "criminals" would have been enough. Bringing up their immigration status is a cheap shot.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:56 pm
And calling them black would have be too obvious a tactic, these days.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:55 pm
The vast majority of murders in America are committed by Americans. The made-up superfluous detail of their immigration status is a deliberate act to pander to the xenophobia of the intended audience.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 11:54 pm
Sean, I already agreed that this story isn't factual. Yes, it raises 2 points 1) pro 2nd Amendment, and 2) anti-illegal immigration. Both are valid view-points. A google search on San Francisco and murder committed by illegals gives you answers of why.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:56 pm
AIRMAN Current master of the snopesifake. *snickers*
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:54 pm
LD ... neve happy unless he's fighting a war on two fronts.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:52 pm
*cop shop (no bad pun intended)
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm
run down to the cap shop to report near-crimes.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm
The parent is "aiming," the kid is discharging at random. To me the whole question is pretty much empirical. Scaring off would be assailants is a huge consideration as well and one that's very hard to get good data on. For starters, people don't ...
Bah - November 20, 2009, 6:10 pm
Sean - as long as you'll include the shooting of intruders without complaint as well, you won't hear many complaints from conservatives about "weeding", as you put it. Any parent that doesn't teach their kids gun control is aiming for a Darwin Award.
MustyK - November 20, 2009, 5:45 pm
Well done Airman. 5 furry-ones for the little girl !!
fred - November 20, 2009, 4:27 pm
In the US, how many thousands are shot by their own family? You come across as a frightened, conspiracy nut, retard.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:06 pm
and the slide is locked back or the cylinder is open or the receiver is open and the magazine out, unless that gun is in small pieces it is loaded. I have followed his rules for 30yrs and have yet to have an AD incident.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Ya know, I love guns. Have since I was small. My granddaddy had 2 very simple rules for gun handling. Rule 1, Never point a gun at anyone unless you are gonna kill them right then and there. Rule 2, Guns are always loaded, even if you just unloaded it
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:54 pm
I don't have any problems with that, it's just not for me.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:37 pm
during deer season two years ago
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:36 pm
I'm a gun nut, as are most people out here. and the only gun accident that happend out here was an american tourist shooting his friend
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:27 pm
I'm also not the gun nut that my step-dad is. Figure a hunting rifle, duty pistol, varmint rifle and a shotgun is about all I need. I'd like a concealable weapon, but the truth is, I'd use a laptop a whole lot more.
Airman - November 20, 2009, 1:20 pm
I should have snoped it, but I didn't. but i agree with Canada. Actually, I'm enjoying the discussions. FYI, I don't even own a gun. My dad has 4 families share
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 1:11 pm
Oh Sean...if only you didn't have the US as a buffer between Canada and Mexico! THEN you would understand our xenophobia. Of course to Mexicans I say "if only you didn't have us to buffer you from Canada" but that's best left for another day.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:07 pm
Of course anecdotal evidence is useless for this kind of a debate to begin with.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm
the tale's other agenda.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm
No one ever said this story couldn't be true, WTFO. And in fact I called for more kids to be left home alone with more guns. Strange how you let that pass without comment. But the fear-mongering part of it -- two illegal aliens!!!! -- tips us off to
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 12:51 pm
I was wondering why I hadn't heard about this. Turns out Snopes says it never happened, at least not in Butte, not on that date.
boeweizer - November 20, 2009, 11:24 am
ok so they're illegal immagrants and in montana does that make them canadian? sure that have spanish sounding names but idk i think they're canandian
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:11 am
Landing right in the middle. Anyone know where I could dig up numbers on children killed by the parents guns vs intruders killed by armed home owners? I'm a big fan of the 2nd Amendment, Armed citizens discourage government zeal. Just curious on the #s
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 2:34 am
This particular story might not be true but the message is sweet. 5L
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:55 am
It does feel good to let loose with a solid 3 pane rant. Once in a while, you need to confront insanity with facts or you'll fall prey to the stress. Don't get addicted like me though. People start to get pissy. HA. Night, Bone.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:19 am
Well now that my heart is beating like a SOB I think I should hit the sac...night all.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:15 am
Christ almighty that's my first 3 panel rant *sigh*...but damn it felt good!
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:11 am
Irony WTFO, just pure irony!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:09 am
BTW, well said Bone.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:08 am
intruders into their homes. One, a 17 yr old who killed 2 of 4 armed home invaders. The other, an 11 yr old boy who killed 2 home invaders with a .22-caliber rifle. Seems the same point intended from the above story is exemplified by your proof its false.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am
Solidarity forever comrade BoneCD!!!!!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am
It's hilarious to me that so many of you cited snopes for this story. It is absolutely true that the story above isn't supported by facts. However, in the exact link you post to discredit the thought, there are 2 stories of kids shooting and killing
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:59 pm
The rest of your arguments are all bull sh1t...and yes, this story is all bull shit.
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:57 pm
rubber banded to it just in case someone tries to pull a "In Cold Blood" on me. 5. I have a right to keep and bare arms to keep the federal gov from taking over!
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
1. Gun control only limits the number of guns for law abiding citizens...not criminals. 2. more than half the deaths that you read in statistics are from suicide. 3. Conceal carry in FLA cut crime by 1/3rd. 4. I have a shotgun with 4 shells (cont)
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
Conservatives don't leave any publicity venue unused.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 19, 2009, 10:25 pm
So not only was this a wordyfake, but it wasn't even true and was really a politifake in disguise? This kind of thing would be perfect for the forum, not for making a poster.
kato_eclipse - November 19, 2009, 9:54 pm
You should know its fake because the guy never mentioned FOX. Its a made up story to prove a useless point. Although Everyone needs a gun as well as a fire extinguisher. Emergencies are a way of life. http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.a
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:17 pm
*firearms
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm
loaded furearms. Let the herd cull the herd, so to speak.
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm
So this is a myth, but one that feels the need to identify the thugs as illegal aliens. Like their immigration status is at all relevant. Though of course I happen to think that there aren't enough kids left alone in houses with readily available
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 8:52 pm
Sure. But why was an 11 year old left at home alone in the first place?
Derek - November 19, 2009, 7:27 pm
That, was pro-gun propaganda, and a myth. www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp Got to be suspicious when the brand name of the firearm is mentioned and when it's not in the mainstream news.
guest - November 19, 2009, 7:24 pm
Cool Motifake and I agree with the sentiment but story is not true. Check it out at www.snopes.com http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp
Reason - November 19, 2009, 7:22 pm
thats awesome. Completely agree. The shit that makes the news is the kid who calls 911 when his mom has a stroke. Boring! i would enjoy seeing this on the news.


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




HAZARDOUS MATERIALS -


TAGS: elements of women humor
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:19 am
didnt leave it off read the 2ed chemical property!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:17 pm
define superi5r :)


GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origanal
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Except that stuff aboot coveting ass...I'm all aboot coveting ass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.


TAGS: sniper spotter rifle gun
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by BruceP

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:27 pm
Colonel. Irving Lambert "You're well on your way to becoming one of history's most prolific unknown author of human events."
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:06 pm
Gavrilo Princip might disagree. His act on 28 June 1914 changed the world in ways we still feel.
FatherTyme - August 14, 2011, 11:07 pm
*weeps silently to self* beautifully said MP, dare I say, poetic? Almost, haiku-like
wanderor - August 12, 2011, 4:08 pm
Tim Murphy at the Battle of Saratoga changed the world more or less, granted it was a battle but his single act changed the whole direction of the battle. Then the French backed us and we soon won our independence. One man, one rifle, one shot, history.
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:29 pm
"from a place you will not see.... comes a sound you will not hear". send it


LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!


TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by SLee

forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am
He cannot be serious! o.O


PROZAC -




SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!




LEFT 4 DEAD -


TAGS: left 4 dead dead left witch zoey francis startled kiss
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Billzmakindafunnyz - September 19, 2009, 9:33 pm
i found this in time to not make a repeat
Failure is a Lifestyle - August 3, 2009, 3:54 pm
at least im not the only one who has wanted to give the witch a REAL headshot
Bob Chin - June 3, 2009, 1:08 pm
I find your honesty refreshing. The poster....ehh, not so much.


WHITE PEOPLE - always doing stupid shit


TAGS: white people sharks
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by badman

DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 10:27 am
I just saw someone post this on a facebook group.
Hendo - February 3, 2009, 10:04 pm
Photo was taken in St Vincent's Gulf, Australia, the shark had been gorging on a dead whale with all his mates and probably wasn't all that hungry. Still, the bloke was bloody stupid.
Child - November 27, 2008, 11:02 pm
Pushing away a shark is stupid? Last I checked it was epic.
Tony - September 24, 2008, 12:27 pm
I'm sorry Pete...I"m not even black and I'm going to have to dissagree. You might be seeing more white pornstars (fag). But seriously, stop sharing your opinions on a group of "c+b".
pete - September 3, 2008, 5:03 am
white people also get more pussy, fame, and fortune for having bigger c+b than any other
M.E. - April 18, 2008, 3:00 pm
Dude I touched a shark, it was frikin huge!! (said Jesse at The Cedar Sinai prosthetic unit)


The Last Chief -


TAGS: legend
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by empire44

mizzdizz - May 24, 2015, 3:45 am
Thanks for sharing Chief Crow's story, Empire! Brave warriors from all walks of live should their stories told to honor them and inspire us and future generations! 5L


PERPETUUM MOBILE - well Physics, screw you


TAGS: perpetuum mobile physics cat toast
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Noname5

steve1961 - February 8, 2013, 11:17 am
Next time say "mar***ine".
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:06 am
Why the hell does it censor bu7ter?
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:04 am
Why not butter both sides of the toast? (Cat wont eat it and P.E.T.A. wont go after you.)
ZeXaZ - October 5, 2011, 10:23 pm
What if you attached two cats to each other?
- September 9, 2011, 1:06 pm
well, let me think... maybe atatch a space collar to the cat?
Alixian - September 9, 2011, 11:31 am
Ahh the old Antigravity cat theory, good for powering vehicles for the purposes of hovercars etc. The only problem is,what happens when the cat eats the toast?


PURPLE HAYS - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...


TAGS: purple hays dont ssem same
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Budog

carebear - March 21, 2012, 3:01 pm
(carebear BANNED)
holymoly - March 21, 2012, 12:08 pm
Funny! I like the simple ones... wait what does that say about me?
ughomer - March 21, 2012, 7:14 am
Good one! Hendrix played left-handed on an upside down Fender Stratocaster strung ass-backward.


THE TRUTH - Got it? Now pull up your pants....


TAGS: people
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by djkrooks

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:06 pm
Back then, being a gangster used to mean something...
fascistfrenchman - December 4, 2012, 5:15 am
I agree with you, sapper2005. Mobsters used to kill with extreme prejudice when a roughing up won't do. Today, wannabe gangsters will [try to] shoot anyone over any stupid thing.
Airman - February 15, 2011, 6:09 pm
I like this one, a lot
sapper2005 - February 14, 2011, 7:05 pm
Awesome!!! Unfortunately the little bastards will tell you they're a gangSTA and shoot a 9 sideways...what ever happened to the good old days of the M1911, Tommy gun and BAR?!?!


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by ronsart

squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that shit's miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is fucking beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE -


TAGS: attention please no warning shot
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 31, 2012, 6:13 pm
Shoot to kill, dead men tell no tales...
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 4:42 pm
the police officers teaching the CHL class i attended....told us to never fire a warning shot. if you must unholster and shoot, you better have reason to END the threat with the first shot.
Ragnar - March 31, 2012, 12:46 pm
I'm all favor of warning headshots...i knew this one guy..he suicided with 6 shots to the back of his head


UNFAPABLE -




PRIORITIES -


TAGS: celebrities marines media
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

Tarapin - April 5, 2011, 9:01 pm
For or against the war, respect these warriors. Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
scarr3d - March 15, 2011, 1:05 pm
Hoo-Ah man, Hoo-Ah
Nagard - March 15, 2011, 12:57 pm
So true... We got something similar in Germany during the past 2 weeks.
clanlessw - March 15, 2011, 11:16 am
I'm with KSpace....I absolutely oppose the war, but have the utmost respect for those who fight for our countries (I'm Canadian).
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 11:11 am
someone's asking for a ban :D
kryshna - March 15, 2011, 9:21 am
yeah yeah... just two words: boring...
Kspace - March 15, 2011, 8:34 am
Whether you oppose or support the war effort, you owe these heroes respect and attention. Semper Fi.
rellik666 - March 15, 2011, 4:46 am
I've never made a poster and rarely comment,but this sir is truly great.I would salute you if I had the credentials or the right.
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:33 pm
As a marine this will be the last time I ever approve of the word " Marine " being within 10 feet of those 2. GJ BTW
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:34 pm
Actual tears. 5L.
Hawamleh - March 14, 2011, 6:43 pm
5l
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:43 pm
Episode 3 revolves around a widespread outbreak of syphilis.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:38 pm
I'd pay to see that....I'd pay to see Lindsay do a lot of things as well.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:32 pm
Can you imagine WTF-Chuck Sheen in the Marines equivalent of boot camp training? I might watch an episode or two of him washing out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:23 pm
Yeah, but they obviously weren't "winning"........sorry, I had to. 5L
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 5:10 pm
Fanta5tic
TheOne - March 14, 2011, 4:54 pm
Agreed,5L.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 4:53 pm
Solid poster Airman. 5L.


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Dr. Manhattan

Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
Damn you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark...


TAGS: let me know if you think this is getting out of hand
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 8:33 am
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomkat - December 10, 2009, 11:23 am
Aww cripes! I wish I had never come across this motifake, now I can't stop laughing at it! EPIC WIN!
Zed - December 9, 2009, 3:03 am
Better than my last few, I've gotten 5 ro 8 5 lions at first, then a ten to twelve 1 lion votes (by persons who shall remain nameless)
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:00 am
but mine took almost a month to get 200 votes
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 2:58 am
I never linked my hall of famer
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 12:06 am
No rules against it... but it's the only way to make the numbers that some of these do.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 12:03 am
.....oops
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 12:01 am
This poster was linked from 2 other sites.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 11:57 pm
Quite the accomplishment, indeed, Briton. Only one other has managed to do that before... and he admitted to whoring the poster.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:55 pm
Oh, but it does get taken off of top 5, that might explain it
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 11:54 pm
I wouldn't think so, Ive come across a few of MWLF's hall of famers while browsing.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:53 pm
Wait, once a poster goes to the HOF, does it disappear from the random posters that get portrayed on the site?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 11:52 pm
Meh, not really, especially with the top 5 constantly being shown now.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:50 pm
Weird how the voting works
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:49 pm
Strange, 200 votes in 12 days, but only 70 since.
Grim [email protected] - October 29, 2009, 6:59 am
AWESOME!
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 11:04 am
Cheers BoR!!!
Briton of Rose - October 21, 2009, 8:07 am
Into the Hall of Fame in just twelve days, with a score of 4.37 poodlions?!? That's got to be some kind of record! As for agdaniele's "LogicDude" poster: Your powers are weak, Old Man. XD J/K Aggy, you're good people. Now to find the next HoF contender!
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:14 pm
Damn. I'm voter 201.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 11:20 am
Congrats BoR. Very well done poster.
Fucktard - October 19, 2009, 11:02 am
It's at 199! All it needs is one more vote, and it'll be Hall-of-Fame bound!
Fucktard - October 13, 2009, 8:10 am
Damn! Less than a week, and it's already 3/4 of the way to being in the Hall of Fame! Let's keep this going! Please?!?
Zombie BBQ - October 12, 2009, 12:55 pm
OMG That is so freaking funny, good one!
DreMagnum - October 11, 2009, 3:20 pm
Yeah Hercules you are.
HerculesDippedInJalapenoSauce - October 11, 2009, 3:05 pm
I really dont get it gosh im a moron hahaa
Dominosac - October 10, 2009, 4:55 pm
thats like one of the funniest ones i have seen on here 5/5
Guest091 - October 10, 2009, 11:17 am
The real reason why Luke screamed "NOOOOOOOO!" lol
amina - October 9, 2009, 10:14 am
you already know my views on this poster.
Preacher Man - October 9, 2009, 4:00 am
This is just plain wrong, sick, and perverted. Only a truly twisted mind would find this amusing. In other words, this is the funniest damn thing I've seen in months. 5 Lions. I'd give it 6 if I could.
Bort - October 8, 2009, 7:09 pm
Too bad they didn't have this on the Robot Chicken Star War episode. Would have fit right in. :-)
Bob D. Sailor - October 7, 2009, 8:30 pm
AHAHAHAHA!!! epic pwn. 10/5
Ronski - October 7, 2009, 8:10 pm
The Best. You win. 5/5
Woodywood03a - October 7, 2009, 6:17 pm
5/5, You my friend are a more then a genius. There is no words to say what I am thinking.
Zed - October 7, 2009, 3:22 pm
*twitch* *TWITCH* *TWITCH!!!!!*
rogueagent - October 7, 2009, 1:39 pm
You are a genius.
netGhost - October 7, 2009, 12:27 pm
HA HA HA HA HA HA1!! FTW!!!
Reality Lord - October 7, 2009, 8:58 am

huge!
K - October 7, 2009, 7:40 am
Epic Win!


U-TURN - A delicate piece of driving, requiring precision control over your vehicle, and probably not a maneuver to try in a semi.., ahh.., sh...!!


TAGS: car truck u turn wreck crash vehicle
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by hootizz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:18 am
Ha! Humans.


THE HOLY MORTAR ROUND - of Antioch is on it's way




BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm
55555h!
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm
ditto


WEEEEEEEEEE -


TAGS: little pig geico
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Airman

tatespa - September 27, 2012, 9:23 am
My bacon in the morning... cuter!
coldinjected - January 20, 2011, 11:56 am
My ringtone on my phone. That's cute.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: beach newly wed couple
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:52 pm
"Someday son, half of all this will belong to your ex-wife!"
ArturiusMaxwell - August 30, 2011, 10:10 am
Awesome! Recently married but long time husband, I can safely say that its true enough!


MIKE LITORIS. - Great name choice.


TAGS: his parents are assholes
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Conrad Palmer

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:02 am
strawberry rhubarb.....
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2010, 12:41 am
and this one.
Narutarded - January 8, 2009, 5:42 am
Funny thing is, they interviewed this guy for a different story six months earlier, and he said his last name was "Hunt".
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 2:50 am
I'd love to meet his parents.
my clitoris - January 7, 2009, 8:33 pm
haha good one


SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast


TAGS: car toilet driving truck bridge
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:41 pm
thanks all. dj, marian is pissed because he was driving around in his red Alfa and then just when he was passing below a bridge... and on top on that someone shot a picture of it... and then it went up on MF... man, talk about BLACK CAT B*TCH BAD LUCK !
GySgt1811a - January 24, 2012, 1:12 pm
I just feel sorry for the Alfa!
CROM - January 24, 2012, 7:31 am
Nice 5L's
rockntractor - January 24, 2012, 1:40 am
A matter of perspective, an optical illusion. It will clear.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 11:46 pm
Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*
mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:26 pm
DJ, I respect people's opinion, but the picture is stupid and the text line is so obvious that my brain is revolted...
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:13 pm
This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" photo. :o
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:11 pm
suzie, you are lucky that my principles doesn't let me vote for posters that I dislike...


THE CIRCLE GAME -




MAGIKARP - Will get it's revenge on you when it reaches level 20...




GEDDY LEE - If he played with more than 1 finger ...we would all die.


TAGS: rush geddy lee bass progressive rock
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by James Luther

bassist - May 23, 2009, 9:50 pm
Geddy = FUCK YEAH!!!


PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: less of them every day
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 12:10 pm
Thank You For Making This Post. Mao, Merry Christmas. 5 Big L's .
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 12:57 pm
Right you are, Mongo! But it's not the warriors I'm concerned about...
Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:33 pm
We still have what it takes...many are out there taking care of bidness right now. Rock On.
MrDurden - December 8, 2010, 7:19 pm
Damn Right. Had two Great Uncles in WWII. I agree completely. 5L FTW
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:42 pm
I've often wondered if we still have what it takes.


CHRISTOPHER LEE -


TAGS: christopher lee
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Jaiga

Cannabal - June 2, 2013, 2:55 pm
Norris huh?


CURSES - Foiled again!


TAGS: curses foiled again
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by apauling

Rod - November 4, 2009, 9:06 pm
A practical joke that shields from EMP!
amina - February 11, 2009, 11:11 pm
i thought this one was pretty funny XD
yon - January 5, 2009, 12:23 am
NO!! Bad Bad apauling puns are not funny!
dunc - November 16, 2008, 3:21 pm
...fuck you
wann1e - June 9, 2008, 8:22 pm
so funny!


TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am
Not entirely screwed if you own a shotgun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm
Good lord, what is that?


SLEEP TIGHT -


TAGS: sleep stare insomnia
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Sho

DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:34 pm
Is that Chris Crocker?? Ha ha...
Sho - May 28, 2012, 5:42 pm
You're welcome >:)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 2:51 pm
This clearly explains the freakin' front door slamming after I got up around this time for no reason. Thanks for bringing back my insomnia. 5 lions!
jedimonk - May 14, 2012, 8:47 am
I agree to this. Usually an animal, either cat or dog, that wants food. Creepy thought.
OTC - May 13, 2012, 12:06 pm
MissPriss, if they're not satisfied, its their fault for quitting too soon;-)
Verdeckt - May 12, 2012, 11:56 pm
Trouble5ome
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 3:56 pm
Wow I know that feeling, usually after sex, they stare as if asking...that's it? 5l for making fun of my life ;)
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 2:28 pm
Thank5 in advance for some sleepless nights!


I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


DETROIT LIONS - Introduce their new team mascot.




SWEDISH GIRLS - Keeping it real since 1428.




PREV PAGENEXT PAGE